|(Art by Melody Ross, Brave Girls Club)|
- Getting old is Hell on the Young
- If you don't respond to the invitation, how can you expect a place at the table?
- Better Wired Than Fired!
- No Boys? NO GOOD!
- If You Can't Run With The Big Dogs, Stay On The Porch! (picked this up during my truck-driving days!)
- Unless You're the Lead Dog, the View Never Changes. (also from my truck-driving days)
- 'shocking, Lurid and TRUE!'
- "I feel like Hammered Dogmeat!"
- "I'm going Baseline!"